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Dec. 11th, 2024 12:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kradeelavfunny story my dad told the other night at a company christmas party:
so, michael jordan. arguably greatest athlete of all time, could do stuff no other human being could do. at one point he wanted to pick up golf for fun, and apparently dad knows the north carolina dude that taught michael jordan golf at a club, cue how he knew this story.
so the teacher gets jordan out on the greens, making critiques on his stance like this and that, shoulder down, hold the club straight like so - [story best elaborated with an actual golfer showing you the crazy poses they do]
and after a while jordan goes, 'geez, only a white person could come up a sport like this shit'
XD
(it's true. jordan became a hellaciously good golfer at any rate, from what i hear)
so, michael jordan. arguably greatest athlete of all time, could do stuff no other human being could do. at one point he wanted to pick up golf for fun, and apparently dad knows the north carolina dude that taught michael jordan golf at a club, cue how he knew this story.
so the teacher gets jordan out on the greens, making critiques on his stance like this and that, shoulder down, hold the club straight like so - [story best elaborated with an actual golfer showing you the crazy poses they do]
and after a while jordan goes, 'geez, only a white person could come up a sport like this shit'
XD
(it's true. jordan became a hellaciously good golfer at any rate, from what i hear)
