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Feb. 16th, 2026 08:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kradeelavmy dad is really sincerely great but there are moments when i am ngl a little shocked he hasn't darwin awarded himself out of the gene pool XD
> we're discussing the unfortunate quote for fixing an old ass furnace apparently at high risk for carbon monoxide leakage, as we just found that out
> he's been trying to weasel out of not having to pay
him: ok so what happens if you don't uhhh do anything?
[me and mom simultaneously, instantly] you die. :l
(anyway. i'm writing the check for this one. yeezus.)
> we're discussing the unfortunate quote for fixing an old ass furnace apparently at high risk for carbon monoxide leakage, as we just found that out
> he's been trying to weasel out of not having to pay
him: ok so what happens if you don't uhhh do anything?
[me and mom simultaneously, instantly] you die. :l
(anyway. i'm writing the check for this one. yeezus.)
