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something i've always wondered if some sort of demon-posessed coder has tried to make (or translate) a coding language that's as plain English as humanely possible just for the sheer lulz and annoying actual programmers ;D;;;

i mean, both for that, but also because i'm mildly annoyed at obscure bash commands and there are some commands that make me want to shake whoever wrote bash and go w HY? (especially chmod. who the fuck would think chmod > change mode > change file permissions?)

but for a slightly more reasonable example like, take $sudo apt get-install -wine
in "translate bash" that'd be >> $ super user do advanced packaging tool get install -(wine)

with enough drinks and googling and patience, sure, you can kinda sorta de-translate it, BUT:
in my cursed "plain english code", it'd be >> admin install wine

THREE WORDS, my man!
this makes me want to look up how to make your own programming language for the lulz

(anyway thank u for listening to my rant, i am not entirely as annoyed as i am slightly amused at how lovecraftian code gets)