from the book of: jesus just yapped

[kradeelav]

more comedy gold from the /k/ server :D

> B: Whales literally can’t eat humans

Their throats are way too small

4-8 inches for a blue whale

> J: WHAT

That jesus fella lied to me

> B: I think you mean Jonah

> J: Jesus wrote the Bible tho

> N: Nah it's a biography not an autobiography smh

> L: jesus just yapped, some others wrote down what they remembered or heard from others