tellius shipping meme

[kradeelav]

i saw a cute tellius shipping meme recently but realized pretty quickly after filling out a few tiers that i would receive the stank eye from most of the fandom for highly unorthodox tastes. :P parking this here instead of other SNS sites since i trust y'all quite a bit more; tellius peeps feel free to gank ~

This Fucks Actually
sanaki/sephiran, petrine/ena, nailah/zihark, kurthnaga/lehran
(kurthnaga/lehran may feel completely out of left field but i have this massive weird started-off-as-creepy-worldbuilding-fic that i half wrote in my head and ended up shipping them halfway through lol)

Lowkey Has Always Shipped (but badtouch required)
sanaki/naesala, stefan/zihark, jill/haar, stefan/soren, petrine/titania/greil, volke/bastian/renning, nailah/rafiel, shinon/alcohol
edit: adding micaiah/jarod b/c i forgor

Will Ship If Somebody Writes Them Deliciously
sigrun/tanith, ena/rajaion, cute version of jill/haar here too, heather/mist
the greater micaiah/sothe/pelleas/naesala/leanne/sephiran/zelgius/sanaki polycule :P
also nailah/anyone (tibarn & leanne & rafiel come to mind) and zihark/anyone

Cute!
[ insert most tellius ships. if you're thinking of something that's not listed, almost certinally is here.]

Has No Problem With Them Being Canon, But Massive Hater Tier Specifically For The Fandom
ike/soren; i have old petty grudges related to this that don't matter ~ won't make it anyone else's problem but i'd personally rather ship greil/soren just to be edgily evil vs the above. :P